23 Sep 2012
overheard

Family on the train

  1. Boy: Daddy…
  2. Father: [engaged in other conversation]
  3. Boy: Daddy!
  4. Father: [still ignoring]
  5. Boy: DADDY!
  6. Father: Yes, what is it?
  7. Boy: Daddy, are we going to Isreal?
  8. Father: Yes.
  9. Boy: Can we go to Paris?
  10. Father: No.
  11. Boy: WHY ARE GOING TO ISREAL? WHY CAN’T WE GO TO PARIS?
  12. Second boy: Can we go to McDonald’s?
 
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